Interest Is Killing Me

A wise woman once said:

Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation begets disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest.

That wise woman as George Lass from Dead Like Me. I really should live by this saying, but somehow it slips away from me.

Things to never get interested and/or get your hopes up in:
- An apprenticeship
- Getting to know family
- Friends actually being there for you
- Anything your father "promises" you
- Contests
- Meeting new people
- Books
- Movies
- TV shows
- Video games
- Music
- Life