Monday, February 8, 2010

The Best of Public Access DVD

I love public access TV shows. They're like B horror movies, glorious and unique gems. For my own viewing pleasure, I've ripped videos off the web of public access TV shows to put on a personal DVD.

Why?

Because I can, that's why.

No, I will not be selling copies of the DVD. If you want one, find some public access TV shows of your own and do it.

If you need an easy way to get vids off of youtube, click here.

I'm even going to make a DVD cove and everything, which I'll post here.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Super Bowl

I hate sports. Simple and true, I hate them with all my heart. Athletes are the most overpaid, whiny little girls there are.

Football is one of the main reasons men go to college. People also go for parties and blow jobs. Yes, blow jobs, because the bimbos who go to college have no brains, but rather looks, and in order to get their passing grade, just need to swallow.

I often wonder why people bother with sports when there are more pressing matters to address in the world.

Schools are filled with more idiots these days because of sports. Either you make it in the football team or you don't. Those who make it go to college and have lives worthy of demigods. Those who don't are treated like shit by everyone and learn nothings. Teachers don't teach anymore. They just sit around and kiss the ass of the coach and his star quarterback.

However, there is one football player I do like. The one with the long, curly hair who does that shampoo commercials. He's adorable.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Beginning

Don't be fooled by the blog title. This blog has nothing to do with cloves or antiques. Ok, I lie. I may post some pictures of antiques on here, but that's it.

Clove and Antiques was named so due to my love of both things. Clove, which I love the smell and taste of and antiques, which I like to collect.

This blog was created so I can be one of my alter egos, Bridget. While around friends or on the internet, I seem like a somewhat happy goth. This is Ashley, my happy alter ego. Bridget is the alter ego who is writing this now. At home, Bridget takes over. I like Bridget better.

Ashley:
Happy
Funny
Likes to laugh
Is outgoing
Only likes to talk and watch TV
Loves being the center of attention
Loves being a fashion icon
Is a bit of an idiot

Bridget:
Serious
A bit moody
Doesn't take crap from idiots or douchebags
Likes to read
Likes to write
Likes to draw
Likes to take photos
Is shy
Never wants to be not ever will be a fashion icon
Likes to laugh but very rarely
Likes old music

Both:
Likes dresses
Likes horror movies
Likes weird things
Likes cute things
Likes animals

Yes, I may be crazy and have multiple personalities, but at least I'm interesting.

This is Bridget's domain. My domain. Of course I'm still Kelly Ann. I always will be. This means you do not get to call me Bridget. Ever. I will be posting photos and drawings here.